Cactus Pirate

Appearance
Cactus with an eyepatch (he's a pirate dont ya know) Have you literally never seen a pirate cactus in your life? Where have you been living? Don't talk to me anymore.

Personality
Slightly pointy.

History
Kidnapped from his home in Port Stabbem by the slave trader Herv Mansell, Cactus Pirate was on his way to be sold to Edgystanian radicals when he was liberated from the trunk of Herv's vehicle by none other than Ol' Spooks Jenkins. It was pretty epic.

Powers
Contains water, also rum.

Abilities
- Needle Fist

- Produce Liquid

Skills
- Does not need water for extended periods of time

- home to snoopy's cousin from that one charlie brown special

Weaknesses
Lack of sunlight.