Phil Sansman

Phil Sansman
Sen. Philip Lucius Sansman was an Edgyverse politician representing the Comic Sans Zone in the Edgyverse Senate. He has run under the Dank Party of the Edgyverse in elections in EY1984 and EY1986, finally winning in EY1990.

He was the grandson of Comic Sans Zone's first president Lucius Sansman and the nephew of Typeface Records founder Willard Sansman.

Death
In EY1993 Sansman was assassinated while doing laundry in a Bad Neighbourhood laundromat during a diplomatic laundry date between himself and Bad Neighbourhood senator Quash D'Beef.

Investigators narrowed it down to 128 different extremist groups that had threatened Sansman in the months leading to his death, 17892 people were arrested and are still being lined up for witnesses to choose from.