Gesundtec

Di-Bonium-Helveticol syrup, sold under the brand name Gesundtec, is a sneezing medication. It is also commonly used as a recreational drug due to its easy availability from pharmacies and unregulated sale. On the streets it is referred to as G-Sund.

Created by chemist Harf D'More in EY1918 it remains the #1 sneeze syrup brand in the Edgyverse, holding a near total monopoly. Due to this success, monopolizing chain ConsumoCorp spent much of the EY1920s negotiating purchase, eventually acquiring the brand in EY1929 for an undisclosed sum.

It was originally marketed with 3 flavours (Vanilla, Salty, and Beef Gravy) but now offers over 30 flavours at any Gesundtec SneezePharmacy.

In EY2006 it was reported Bad Neighbourhood rapper G-Sund Shawty had died of an overdose of the medication. Toxicology reports showed he had 6 bottles in his system at his time of death.

Medicinal Effects
Di-Bonium-Helveticol helps to clear nasal passages and encourage sleep. The drowsiness and stupor caused by ingestion makes Gesundtec a popular party drug.

Flavours

 * Vanilla
 * Salty
 * Beef Gravy*
 * Pineapple
 * Mushroom
 * Butter Chicken
 * New Car Smell
 * Pine (Discontinued EY1973)
 * Ice Water*
 * Whiskey
 * Chlorine
 * Blood (Disc. EY1984, replaced with Raw Meat flavor)
 * Raw Meat (Similar to blood but with a thicker texture)
 * Marijuana
 * Canola Oil
 * Raisin-Bran
 * Gluten-Free
 * Pineapple Pizza
 * Onion
 * French Onion
 * Bitter
 * Plum*
 * Creamed Corn*
 * Bean & Cheese
 * House Paint
 * Century Egg
 * Mystery Mix
 * Bland
 * Extra Bland*
 * Essentially Flavourless

* Also briefly available as Gesundtec Hard.

Gesundtec Hard
Gesundtec Hard was an alcoholic cocktail made in collaboration with Ribbenkast Brewing. Each can consisted of 40% Gesundtec, 20% Consumo Sparkling Water, and 40% reconstituted Ribbenkast's Powdered Vodka. It was sold from EY1976 until it was discontinued in EY1988.